Bargeway Pub & Catering’s Entertainment Weekly

By Jim Drake at gorgeentertainment@gmail.com

March is Arriving Like a Herd of Hungry Lions! There’s only One Thing that’s gonna tame them - it’s this week's Gorge Entertainment! Trivia? Check. Music? Check. Dance performances and Plays? Check! Keep reading on - because all the best in Gorge Entertainment is Right Here!

While you’re here, check out Columbia Community Connection’s Local Calendar and daily news coverage.

Want to get your event onboard? Send the details to Entertainment Guru Jim Drake at gorgeentertainment@gmail.com and make it a Great Show! ‘Cause they can’t go if they don’t know.

Bargeway Pub

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Al Hare hits the Bargeway for Taco and Tequila Thursday, March 7.

And don’t forget Tequila & Tacos: A match made in heaven, and it's happening every Thursday at Bargeway Pub. Groove with the local classics with Al Hare on March 7, and indulge in our mouth-watering Mexican cuisine. The perfect combo of tunes and tacos awaits! Special Menu: Authentic Street Tacos, Sizzling Fajitas, Loaded Burritos, And, of course, it wouldn't be Taco Thursday without our special selection of TEQUILA!

Here is the lineup for the rest of the week:

Friday, March 8 - Trey Rose, 6 p.m.

Saturday, March 9 - Whiskey Villains, 6 p.m.

Sunday, March 10 - Al Hare, 4 p.m.

And remember to return for a wee bit o’ Jameson and two great Irish shows. Saturday, March 16 - Kerry and Victor; Sunday, March 17 - Al Hare and Matt Rotter.

News You Can Use - Let’s Go to the Movies (in 150 words or less)*.

Indiana Jones and Dial of Destiny (PG-13, 2023)

It’s safe to say none of the Indiana Jones sequels have kept the screen magic of the original Raiders of the Lost Ark. This latest, and self-proclaimed Final Installment of the franchise unfortunately maintains that trend, by confusingly introducing themes such as time travel and CIA operative bad guys intent on trying to steal the dial artifact that Indy had to steal 30 years earlier from the Nazi organization. Except for one sort-of-similar reference to the “I Hate Snakes,” scene, Dial fails to capture the spirit of the originals, shrouds the Dial in obscure secrecy and doesn’t even let Indy take his adventure into what are presumed to be his final career wishes, no matter how unexpected they turned out to be.

Weird - The Al Yankovic Story (TV-14, 2022)

With no preconceptions other than “this is going to be funny,” I honestly was not prepared for the fact that “Weird - The Al Yankovic Story,” is in fact a Parody Movie about a Parody Artist. I should have suspected something about 15 minutes after the “LSD ingestion scene” when I was asking myself: Is this really the movie or is this still depicting him being under the influence? Make no doubt - if you grew up in the time when Al’s songs suddenly appeared on the radio - you knew the definition of “overnight silly phenomena.” But I kinda wished the movie was a bit more serious - like how did Al really, really, really, write “Amish Paradise?” But I can’t argue that seeing an entire Biker Bar moved to tears during his debut of “I Love Rocky Road,” was, true or false, funny. I could be wrong, but I don’t think Al made a cameo in his own movie, unless, of course, you count the hilarious “technically now qualified for a Grammy” ending credit song, “Now You Know.” (*Disclaimer: This Review is Just 176 Words Long).

The Boogeyman (PG-13, 2023)

The first Stephen King book I read was “The Stand.” I was too young for full comprehension but apocalyptic vibes and classic rock music references were impressionable, and for years I continued to read his stuff. The Dark Tower books told me his writing was getting a bit tired, and I just couldn’t connect with the story. Movie translations of King’s material (and I’ve seen a lot of them) are hit or miss for me. Ironically, The Stand movie was terrible, but I was impressed with my recent watch of Dark Tower. “The Boogeyman,” turned out to be: Creepy as Hell. At first I was joking about how many times I heard the closet doors creak, but once this movie really got rolling, the terror and jump scares left no doubt this was “From the Mind of Stephen King.” I’d gladly give the book a try.

Team Trivia Night at The Ruins

The Ruins in Hood River announces a new Team Trivia night and the next session is on Wednesday, March 13, at 6:30 p.m. Teams up to six people can play and solo players are encouraged to attend and join up. Hosted by Julie Hatfield, Team Trivia Night will feature high quality audio and video projection systems. There will be cash prizes for the best teams, and prizes for the worst answer. $5 cover charge.

Upcoming Team Trivia Night sessions:

March 13

March 27

April 10

April 17

Gorge Speakeasy at Ruins

Gorge Speakeasy is The Premier Storytelling Event in the Gorge. An evening of storytelling returns on Wednesday, March 6, from 6-9 p.m. at The Ruins in Hood River.

Join Gorge Speakeasy for an evening of storytelling in Hood River that strengthens the community! Community members take the stage to share stories centered around a theme of the month. You can sign up to share a story, or just sit back and listen. Admission is by donation of any size; we donate proceeds to a local nonprofit each month to keep our community strong through the joy of sharing stories. With suggested themes ranging from “Adventure” to “Taboo,” anonymous mini-stories submitted by the audience, and local wine and cider flowing all night, this event is a can’t-miss, and every month is different! Learn more, sign up for email updates or volunteer to share a story at: itsangiemarie.com/gorgespeakeasy

Gorge Speakeasy Events

Wednesday, March 6

Wednesday, April 3

Wednesday, May 1

Sam Chase at The Ruins

The Sam Chase & The Untraditional with opening act Ryan Sollee is at The Ruins in Hood River on Saturday, March 9, doors open 5:30 p.m.

Tickets available at: https://www.tickettomato.com/event/8431

About the band

“The Sam Chase & The Untraditional hails from San Francisco. This juggernaut of a band blends rock n roll with folk music while maintaining the sensibilities and attitudes that come from growing up on a healthy diet of punk rock. The leader of the band is The Sam Chase himself, a natural storyteller with a voice that sounds as if it has weathered many an epic tale. With boot-stomping orchestration and lyrics that have been immortalized on the tattooed skin of their fans, The Sam Chase & The Untraditional doesn’t mess around. These are the warriors we need in these troubled times.”

Ryan Sollee is the frontman for legendary NW band The Builders & The Butchers.

Tony Furtado Trio at The Ruins

The Tony Furtado Trio, featuring Luke Price & Simon Chrisman is at The Ruins in Hood River on Thursday, March 28, 6 p.m.

Tickets available at: https://www.tickettomato.com/event/8474

About the band

Tony Furtado is an evocative and soulful singer, a wide-ranging songwriter and a virtuoso multi-instrumentalist adept on banjo, cello-banjo, slide guitar and baritone ukulele who mixes and matches sounds and styles with the ﬂair of a master chef (he’s also an accomplished sculptor, but that’s another story). Tony Furtado took up the banjo at age 12, inspired by the Beverly Hillbillies television show and a sixth-grade music report. He ﬁrst attracted national attention in 1987, when he won the National Bluegrass Banjo Championship in Winﬁeld, Kansas.

Beginning with “Swamped” in 1990, he recorded six critically acclaimed albums, collaborating with such master musicians as Alison Krauss, Jerry Douglas, Tim O’Brien, Stuart Duncan, Kelly Joe Phelps and Mike Marshall. During this period, Tony also performed and recorded with the band SugarBeat and the Rounder Banjo Extravaganza with Tony Trischka and Tom Adams.

Tony has performed throughout the world at top venues and appeared at such prestigious music festivals as the Telluride Bluegrass Festival, High Sierra Music Festival, Jazz Aspen, Kerrville Folk Festival, Strawberry Music Festival, Winnipeg Folk Festival, Sisters Folk Festival, San Jose Jazz Festival and countless others.

‘Dark Passage,’ ‘Passion’ at Granada Theater

The Granada Theater in The Dalles presents the 1947 classic movie “Dark Passage,” with Bogie and Bacall, Friday and Saturday, March 8-9, doors open at 5:30 p.m. Dinner available.

On Sunday, March 10, it’s a special presentation of “The Passion of the Christ,” starting at 2 p.m.

Tickets and more info at: Granadatheatrethedalles.com

Live Music at Double Mountain

Double Mountain Brewery in Hood River brings local and regional music to the stage.

Wednesdays, Humpday Trivia with Whikki, sign-up 5:30 p.m.

Thursday, March 7, Al Hare, 6:30 p.m.

Friday, March 8, Tom Letson, 7:30 p.m.

Saturday, March 23, Chris Juhlin Project, 7:30 p.m.

Friday, March 29, Chris Riedl Trio, 7:30 p.m.

Double Mountain Anniversary Celebration

Double Mountain Brewery in Hood River is thrilled to announce its’ 17th anniversary celebration March 15-17. This year, it’s a weekend full of celebration with a full lineup of live music, Irish themed culinary delights, special beer releases, and much more.

Music Line Up

Friday, March 15

Speed Queen Underground, 6 p.m.

Quick & Easy Boys, 8:30 p.m.

Saturday, March 16

Jess Clemons, 2 p.m.

Happa Hillbillies, 4 p.m.

The Night Farmers, 6 p.m.

Greenneck Daredevils March, 8:30 p.m.

Sunday, March 17

County Line, 5 p.m.

ChickenS#!T Gamblers, 7:30 p.m.

Clubs meet at TD Library

Bookclubs and more meet at The Dalles Library:

Tuesday, March 5, Teen Writers Club, 4 p.m.

Wednesday, March 6, Power of Friendships with Nina Totenberg (Virtual Event), 1 p.m.

Thursday, March 7, Whodunnit Mystery Book Club, 6 p.m.

Friday, March 8, Pirate Crafts, 3 p.m.

Saturday, March 9, All Day Community Reads Treasure Hunt

Angel Ocasio Comedy Hour at HR Libraries

Prepare for a laughter-filled experience at the library over spring break with Angel Ocasio on Wednesday, March 27, at a Hood River Library location near you. Ocasio’s kids of all-ages show is “bilingual, high-energy, and VERY funny one-man variety show that combines physical comedy, jokes, juggling, object balancing, comedy magic, and impromptu comedy situations.”

Catch him at:

Cascade Locks 12-1 p.m.,

Parkdale 3-4 p.m.

Hood River 5:30-6:30 p.m.

‘English as a Second Language’ authors visit HR Library

An Author Talk with Mitzi Asai Loftus and David Loftus is at the Hood River County Library on Friday, March 15, at 6 p.m.

About the Authors

“Author Mitzi Asai Loftus recounts her rich and varied life, from a childhood surrounded by barbed wire and hatred to a successful career as a high school English teacher and college instructor in “English as a Second Language.” Originally published in 1990 as “Made in Japan and Settled in Oregon,” this revised and expanded edition describes the positive influence Mitzi’s immigrant parents had on their children, and illuminates the personal side of a dark chapter in US history. It’s the remarkable story of a transformation from thorns into blossoms, pain into healing.”

Watercolor classes at White Salmon Library

The White Salmon Library offers an online Intro to Watercolor program. Sign up for March 7, 14, or 21. Each week the class will work on a different painting.

https://ow.ly/mJA250QI6ns

Live music at Working Hands

Working Hands Fermentation in Hood River presents live music, trivia nights and more.

Sundays, Open Mic, 6 p.m.

Thursdays, Team Trivia, 6:30 p.m.

Wednesday, March 6, Music Bingo, 6:30 p.m.

Saturday, March 9, Andy Crosby, 7:30 p.m.

Wednesday, March 13, Paint Night, 7 p.m.

Wednesday, March 20, Pint of Science, 6:30 p.m.

Saturday, March 23, Katelyn Convery, 7:30 p.m.

Friday, March 29, Megan Alder, 7:30 p.m.

Saturday, March 30, Angelic Noise, 7:30 p.m.

Live Music at The Pines

The Pines Tasting Room in Hood River hosts live music featuring local and regional musicians.

Thursday, March 7, Scot Bergeron, 4 p.m.

Friday, March 8, Amber & The Pale Ales, 6 p.m.

Thursday, March 14, John Bunzow, 4 p.m.

Friday, March 15, Willy & Nelson, 6 p.m.

Monday, March 18, Open Mic, 5-7 p.m.

Thursday, March 21, TBA, 4-6 p.m.

Friday, March 22, Big River Blues Band, 6 p.m.

Thursday, March 28, Chic Preston & Dave Captein, 4 p.m.

Friday, March 29, Chasing Ebenezer, 6 p.m.

Live Music at 64oz Taphouse
64oz Taphouse in Hood River presents live music onstage from local and regional musicians.

Wednesday, March 20, Kivett Bednar (Blues guitar), 7 p.m.

‘Stop Kiss’ at Bingen Theater

Big Britches 2024 Theatre Season kicks off at the Bingen Theater on Friday, March 8, with a production of “Stop Kiss,” written by Diana Son.

Performances are:

March 8, 9, 15, 16, 22, 23 - Doors at 7 p.m. - Show at 7:30 p.m.

March 10, 17 - Doors at 1:30 p.m. - Show at 2 p.m.

Please plan to arrive at least fifteen minutes early

Run Time: Approx. 1 hour and 45 minutes with no intermission

Note: Trigger warnings: Descriptions of assault and hate crime. Recommended for mature audiences.

Tickets available at:

https://www.bigbritches.org/stop-kiss-tickets

About the Play

Diana Son's play "Stop Kiss" is a poignant and thought-provoking exploration of love, identity, and the consequences of a single moment. The story revolves around the evolving relationship between two women, Callie and Sara, who unexpectedly find themselves at the center of a violent hate crime after sharing a kiss in New York City.

The narrative weaves between the present and the past, unraveling the complexities of their connection and the impact of societal expectations.

Through the lens of trauma and recovery, Son skillfully examines themes of friendship, self-discovery, and the courage required to confront one's true feelings in the face of adversity. "Stop Kiss" resonates with emotional depth, capturing the essence of human connection in the midst of adversity.

Live Music at Trout Lake Hall

Trout Lake Hall in Trout Lake, Washington is bringing live music back to the Historic building’s stage. More information and tickets at: https://www.troutlakehall.com/

Saturday, March 9, The Lowest Pair (Full Band), String Roots. Americana. Folk. Poetic Lyrics, $15 Advance / $18 Day Of Show, 6 p.m. Doors / 7 p.m. Show All Ages

During the spring and summer of 2020, The Lowest Pair (Kendl Winter and Palmer T. Lee) found themselves camping and sharing songs around the fire with two dear friends and incredible musicians Adam Roszkiewicz and Leif Karlstrom. Multi-instrumentalists Adam and Leif bring a new dynamic palette of colors to Kendl and Palmer’s own instrumental prowess and expressive lyricism. After sharing a handful of new songs and tunes, there was no doubt that a record was in the future, and In August of 2020 they spent a week out in Enterprise, Oregon recording at the OK Theater.

Sunday, March 10, Song Share hosted by Kyle Glenn, A gathering of songwriters to share works in progress. Free Event, 1-3 p.m., All Ages

Songwriters of all skill levels are invited for a casual gathering to share a song or two they would like feedback on from the group. From the inkling of an idea to a fully-fledged ballad, bring an open mind and a listening ear, and we can all deepen our practice together. Bring your instrument of choice, there will also be a guitar to borrow. Bonus points if you bring copies of your lyrics for folks to read! Kyle will facilitate the sharing and feedback flow to provide a supportive environment.

Lions Follies 2024 at HR Middle School

The Mid-Columbia Lions present a production of Follies 2024, an annual community variety show at the Hood River Middle School auditorium. Expect the best in local performers with skits, songs and more. All proceeds go to the Oregon Lions Sight and Hearing Foundation.

Tickets* available at: https://olshf.org/lions-follies

Lions Follies Performances:

Friday, March 8, 7 p.m.

Saturday, March 9, 7 p.m.

*Tickets bought online are good for ONE show of any date!

Live Music at Kickstand Coffee

Kickstand Coffee in Hood River is bringing local live music to the stage.

Wednesday, Feb. 28, Beastabilly (Rockabilly and Goth Favorites), 6-8 p.m.

Wednesday, March 13, Amber Skies Duo (Soul/Singer-songwriter), 6-8 p.m.

Rose Szapszewicz Monotypes at The Dalles Art Center

It’s an Opening Night Reception for artist Rose Szapszewicz at The Dalles Art Center on Thursday, March 14, 5-7 p.m. “The beauty of the Columbia River Gorge was like a siren for Rose Szapszewicz. Under its influence, her work, be it monotypes or sketches of nature, is best be described as energy caught on paper. The images of the landscape she lives in are absorbed into her being and expressed in the work.”

About The Event

These one-of-a-kind monotypes are created with large rollers moving over paint applied to a metal plate. Rose works spontaneously, adding elements from nature to the process like flora, or water and from chemistry such as alcohol that create special effects in each print. The plate is run through a press several times until she is satisfied with the result. The nature of the surprise thrills her as she sees the colors and textures emerge on their own.

Live Music at Zim’s

Zim’s Brau Haus in The Dalles presents live local music.

Tuesday, March 5, Reddy Black Trio, 7-9:30 p.m.

Friday, March 8, Suckerpunch, 7-9:30 p.m.

Saturday, March 9, Thunder Road, 7-9:30 p.m.

Hood River Reads ‘Beloved Beasts’

The Hood River County Library announces the Hood River Reads 2024 selection: “Beloved Beasts: Fighting for Life in an Age of Extinction,” by author and White Salmon resident Michelle Nijhuis. The Kickoff and Book Distribution is Saturday, March 2, at Hood River, Parkdale and Cascade Locks locations. “Beloved Beasts” has won awards from the Sierra Club, Chicago Tribune, Smithsonian Magazine and Booklist.

Hood River Reads Schedule 2024

Saturday, March 2, Kickoff and Book Distribution

Saturday, March 9, Wildlife Photography with Linda Steider, 2 p.m.

Wednesday, March 13, “American Buffalo” lecture with Michelle Nijhuis and Ken Burns’ documentary clips, 6 p.m.

Saturday, March 16, “All Gorge Creatures Great and Small,” 2-4 p.m.

Wednesday, April 10, HR Library Book Club discusses Beloved Beasts, 12:30 p.m.

Saturday, April 6, Where the Wild Things Are Field Trip, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m.

Saturday, April 13, Writing Workshop with Michelle Nijhuis, 10 a.m. - noon

Saturday, April 13, Making Animal Masks with Lacey Spray, 1-4 p.m.

Sunday, April 14, Finale Presentation by Michelle Nijhuis, 2 p.m.

About the Book

“In the late nineteenth century, humans came to a devastating realization: their rapidly industrializing and globalizing societies were driving scores of animal species to extinction. “Beloved Beasts: Fighting for Life in an Age of Extinction” tells the story of the movement to protect and conserve forms of life from early battles to save charismatic species such as the American Bison and Bald Eagle to today’s global effort to defend life on a larger scale.

The Dalles Eagles Bazaar March 9

The Dalles Eagles Auxiliary Bazaar is happening Saturday, March 9, from 9 a.m. - 3 p.m., featuring Homemade Crafts and More, plus a chance to meet the Eagles State Madam President. For vendor info call 541-296-3172.

HR Elks Gatsby Gala & Casino Night

Hood River Elks Lodge Members and Guests are invited to the Gatsby themed celebration and Casino Royale on Saturday, March 30, doors open 5 p.m. Come in your best Gatsby era speakeasy finery!

Tickets available at: tinyurl.com/yt9y553y

Ballroom Blitz with Vitamin D at HR Elks

The Hood River Elks Lodge presents a Ballroom Blitz with hip-hop artist Vitamin D on Friday, March 22, 8 p.m. Get out the Sparkly disco party costumes and get groovy!

Live Music at Mosier Company

Mosier Company in Mosier brings live local and regional music to the stage.

Sunday, March 10, Jeff Minnick, 6-8 p.m.

Live Music at Solera Brewery

Solera Brewery in Parkdale brings local and regional music to the stage.

Friday, March 8, Parkdale Karaoke, 6 p.m. Bring your singing shoes and show us all what you've got. Prizes for most notable performances, and guaranteed good times!

Saturday, March 16, “Our Irish Band” with Rory, 6 p.m.

It’s a St. Patrick’s Celebration - the annual tradition is back - Enjoy Our Irish Band w/Rory and you will be swept across the pond. Come enjoy traditional Irish music complete with sing-a-longs, dancing, and a community coming together in a way only Parkdale can.

Button Bridge Comedy Jamboree April 18-20

Hood River is hosting the Button Bridge Comedy Jamboree at multiple venues April 18-20. The Button Bridge Comedy Jamboree will feature stand up comedians Brent Lowrey, Jon Bennett, Sam Tallent, Monica Nevi and Zak Toscani, as well as a story-telling event. The Button Bridge Comedy Jamboree is a 501c-3 nonprofit, and all proceeds generated will go toward scholarships for graduating high school students in the area.

Tickets available at:

https://www.eventbrite.com/o/60447288693...

Live Music at Underground Music Station

The Underground Music Station in Hood River is bringing local and regional acts to the stage.

Friday March 15, The Comedy Show hosted by Bo Jones. Featuring Nariko Ott, Marietje Hauprich and Ikes Chambers, 21+, Doors 7 p.m., limited seating event. Tickets at

www.simpletix.com/e/the-comedy-show-hosted-by-bo-jones-tickets-161191

Saturday, March 23, Onesie Party with DJ Loki & mr_odd, 8 p.m.

21+ Over only, $10 cover charge.

“Put on your most comfortable onesie or pajamas and join us at the Underground for an electronic get-down of epic proportions. DJs Loki and mr_odd will be mixing up house, techno, and electronic music and setting.

Hard-Pressed Cider Fest returns April 27

The ninth annual Hood River Hard-Pressed Cider Fest returns on Saturday, April 27 - this year the signature cider event is being held at the Port of Hood River Event Site. The festival features the best in local ciders, music, art and more. And the festival is going Green with an option to bring your own cider mug!

For more information or to purchase tickets to the Hood River Hard-Pressed Cider Fest, visit https://www.hoodriverciderfest.com/.

About the Festival

The ninth annual Hood River Cider Fest returns April 27.

As spring unfolds in the Hood River Valley, the blossoming fruit orchards herald the return of the celebrated Hood River Hard-Pressed Cider Fest. Now in its ninth year, this beloved annual event invites seasoned and novice cider enthusiasts to come together and sample ciders from Columbia River Gorge and Pacific Northwest hard cider makers. With more than thirty participating cideries and over sixty ciders on tap, this family-friendly event is a quintessential celebration of spring in Hood River.

In 2023, Cider Fest shifted venues to the Port of Hood River Event Site, an idyllic waterfront location offering unparalleled views of the Columbia River and panoramic vistas of the Columbia River Gorge. This year, the event expands its footprint even further, providing beachfront access to the Columbia River and the option for attendees to bring their own glass, contributing to an immersive and sustainable Hood River experience.

"In an effort to reduce waste, the Hood River Cider Fest event no longer requires a commemorative glass for participation in the cider tasting," said event director Lee Perry with TrueWest Presents. "Commemorative glasses are available for pre-order purchase, and plastic cups for those who do not wish to purchase one, but we encourage attendees to contribute to reducing the event’s carbon footprint by bringing their own jars, mugs, or steins—all are allowed."

Beyond cider sampling, the day-long event boasts artisan food, art vendors, music, and a designated children’s play area. Various ticket options are available, including a $10 entry-only ticket or a Tasting Package ticket, which includes entry and 12 tasting tokens for $30 if purchased in advance. Attendees under the age of 21 receive free admission to the event. The festival’s expanded footprint provides free parking and ample room to roam.

"Cider Fest provides everyone the opportunity to explore and uncover new favorite ciders and cideries in an atmosphere filled with fun, festivity, and abundance," said Katie Kadlub, CEO of Visit Hood River. "It’s also the ideal excuse for a weekend getaway and to immerse yourself in the beauty of spring in the Hood River Valley, see the fruit orchards as they burst into bloom when the entire valley hums with the excitement of the season."

3-2-1 LIFTOFF! NASA Astronaut Col. Jeffrey Williams Inspires the Gorge on March 21

The Gorge Tech Alliance presents an out-of-this-world event as NASA Astronaut Col. Jeffrey Williams shares his photos and stories from 534 days aboard the International Space Station on Thursday, March 21, at 7 p.m. at the Hood River Middle School.

Tickets available at:

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/3-2-1-liftoff-nasa-astronaut-col-jeffrey-williams-inspires-the-gorge-tickets-814275107767?fbclid=IwAR0wPnF26kt3M1XShh1Cj_7XBQD0XEK3003iWzydzLIQUcluddRTfZRkWq4

About the event

Get ready for an unforgettable evening of inspiration and space exploration! Join the Gorge Technology Alliance on Thursday, March 21, at Hood River Middle School as we welcome the legendary NASA Astronaut Col. Jeffrey Williams to share his incredible experiences and wisdom.

Col. Williams, a true pioneer of space, will take us on a thrilling journey through his time aboard the International Space Station (ISS). From breathtaking spacewalks to mind-boggling experiments, he will reveal the wonders of life beyond Earth and the challenges faced by astronauts in the cosmos.

During this in-person event, attendees will have the unique opportunity to hear first hand stories from Col. Williams, who has spent a record-breaking 534 days in space! Discover the secrets of space travel, learn about the latest advancements in space technology, and gain insights into the future of human exploration.

Whether you're a space enthusiast, an aspiring astronaut, or simply curious about the vast mysteries of the universe, this event is not to be missed! Join us for an evening that will ignite your imagination and leave you inspired to reach for the stars.

Please contact jason@crgta.org if ticket fees are a barrier. GTA can offer scholarships thanks to Event Sponsors: Sierra Olympia Google DIYvan Columbia River Insurance East Cascade Works Overwatch Imaging

Live Music at 64oz Taphouse
64oz Taphouse in Hood River presents live music onstage from local and regional musicians.

Wednesday, March 13, Open Mic Night, 7 p.m.

Wednesday, March 20, Kivett Bednar (Blues guitar), 7 p.m.

301 Gallery features Gorge Quilters Guild

The March show at Hood River’s 301 Gallery features “Beyond the Block - Art Quilts” as members of the Gorge Quilters Guild will share their amazing work. Enjoy the opening show on Friday, March 1, 5-7 p.m., featuring music from jazz guitarist Charles Crosman.

Granada Tribute Series kicks off March 2

The Granada Theater in The Dalles announces a Huge Lineup of touring cover bands, at least Nine Shows are scheduled March through May. We’re talking all of your favorite Heavy Metal, Classic Rock, Country, or Early Seattle Sound bands - they all are part of the Tribute Series and they’ll be making a stop at The Granada Theater.

Saturday, March 16, CRAZY TRAIN (Ozzy Osbourne) & Lovedrive (Scorpions)

https://aftontickets.com/event/buyticket/7pj6mlqxr0

Saturday, March 23, PLUSH (Stone Temple Pilots) Parabola (Tool)

https://aftontickets.com/event/buyticket/p79pog5xky

CGOA presents ‘Passion of Italy’ concert

The Columbia Gorge Orchestra Association presents “The Passion of Italy,” concert with the Gorge Sinfonietta and the Voci Community Choir on Friday, March 8, at 7 p.m. and Sunday, March 10, at 2 p.m. at Wy’east Middle School Performing Arts Center. Tickets are available at www.gorgeorchestra.org

About the performance

Lovers of memorable melodies, lush harmonies and operatic drama are in for a treat on March 8 and 10, as the Columbia Gorge Orchestra Association presents “The Passion of Italy.” The concert, which combines the Gorge Sinfonietta and Voci Community Choir, includes music by Verdi, Albinoni, and Puccini’s most ambitious composition outside of his operas, the Missa di Gloria.

Sinfonietta conductor Mark Steighner says programming the Puccini Mass came at the suggestion of the orchestra’s concertmaster, Kirsten Norvell. “Kirsten plays in the Vancouver Symphony, and they recently performed the Mass. Of course, I was somewhat familiar with it already, but I was reminded of how beautiful it was,” Steighner said. “The Mass is actually a very early composition by Puccini, written long before he became famous for operas like La Boheme or Madame Butterfly. Still, it sounds like a Puccini opera. It’s melodic, inspiring, touching and uplifting.”

Steighner said that although Puccini’s Missa di Gloria is a setting of the Catholic liturgy, it isn’t a “sacred” composition written for church services. “By Puccini’s time, composers like Mozart, Beethoven, Berlioz and many others had written Masses for the concert hall, using the words of the Mass for their structure, beauty and drama.” Although Puccini’s family included church organists and others connected to the Church, his Mass was strictly secular.

The Gorge Sinfonietta is partnering with the Voci Community Choir for Puccini’s Mass. New Voci director Dan Kenealy, and music director at Hood River Valley High since Steighner’s retirement in 2015, is not only preparing the choir but will perform as the Mass’s baritone/bass soloist.

“Over the years, Voci and Sinfonietta have joined forces for amazing concerts of the Beethoven 9th, the Mozart Requiem and others, and the concerts tend to be standing room only events.” Steighner said that under Dan’s enthusiastic leadership, the Voci Choir has continued to grow. “There will be well over 100 musicians on the stage,” Steighner said. The Puccini Missa di Gloria is only part of the program, which also includes the overture to Verdi’s opera La Forza del Destino and the famous Adagio by Baroque composer Albinoni. Steighner said that the Verdi overture is “brilliant and full of drama.” Despite Verdi’s fame as an opera composer, few of his opera overtures are played in the concert hall. Rounding out the program is Albinoni’s Adagio. “I saw a list of ‘The Top Ten Most Romantic Pieces of Classical Music,” Steighner said. “We’ll, I’m not sure that’s true, but for certain the Adagio is beautiful and very recognizable. It has been used in over 40 films.”

Live Music at Last Stop Saloon

Last Stop Saloon in The Dalles features live music with local favorites and NW regional bands.

Monday Nights: Little Music City presents Al Hare, 7 p.m.

Jazz by the Fireplace at Hood River Hotel

The Hood River Hotel presents Jazz by the Fireplace with local musicians every Saturday, from 7:30-10 p.m. Enjoy music and dancing in the lobby!

Reverie Road at St. Peter’s Landmark

Four-piece all-star Celtic folk band Reverie Road plays the historic St. Peter’s Landmark Church in The Dalles on Friday, April 5, at 7 p.m. All Ages Show. Tickets available at:

https://www.tickettomato.com/event/8503/landmark-concerts-presents-reverie-road?fbclid=IwAR3un0ZlI5uDKSy-vzrdVct_L3MWMz4mWEsBdYU6w6quG189nD7AtgZ3IVc

About the Band

“Reverie Road is a fresh, eclectic celtic combination, featuring fiddler Winifred Horan and accordionist John Williams (founding Solas members) alongside former Gaelic Storm fiddler Katie Grennan and Jazz and Raga pianist Utsav Lal (Young Steinway Artist).

This powerful combination is made up of four of today's leading traditional and virtuosic folk artists who have captured the hearts of international audiences from studios to stages over the last three decades.

Firmly grounded in their collective Irish roots, Reverie Road embraces humor with musical insight and natural abilities. Original textural adventures weave the roots of Irish musical traditions with new departures and curated gems including distilled airs, continental waltzes, and upbeat reels and jigs.

The band chemistry of two accomplished classically-trained fiddlers who share a common history as award winning Irish dancers along with two instrumentalists who have sought to redefine traditional accompaniment and rhythm sections amount to a compelling concert experience that will lift audiences' hearts and have them on their feet.”

Cover Me - a Tribute Series

Granada Theater in The Dalles announces a Huge Lineup of touring cover bands, and we mean HUGE. At least Nine Shows are scheduled: We’re talking all of your favorite Heavy Metal, Classic Rock, Country, or Early Seattle Sound bands - they all are part of the Tribute Series and they’ll be making a stop at The Granada Theater in the coming months, stay tuned!

https://granadatheatrethedalles.com/events-and-buy-tickets/granada-tribute-series-march-may/

And what about Afroman hitting TD like a blunt on Aug. 3? - He’ll be at the Granada. Is it because he got high? $65 bucks cash money. Tickets on sale now.

Advance tickets on sale for R.A.P. Ferreira at Ruins

The Ruins in Hood River presents R.A.P. Ferreira with Psalm One and DJ Mexi on Saturday, April 6, at 7:30 p.m. Indoor show.

Tickets available at:

www.tickettomato.com/event/8475

About the show

R.A.P. Ferreira (fka milo) (aka scallops hotel) is an mc, producer and theorist working in the Black arts tradition commonly categorized as rap. Having founded the label ruby yacht in 2015 and since releasing all of his music through this channel, Ferreira has earned a sizable following within independent hip hop by rigorous, constant touring and an elevated, explorational style of performance. He is known for an uncompromised, utopic flow that speaks directly to the root of the listener.

By 2018, the young artist galvanized his presence in the American rap scene with the opening of Soulfolks Records & Tapes in Biddeford, Maine (now located in Nashville). He currently makes his home in Nashville, Tennessee where he continues to helm the Ruby Yacht while studying to become a blues guitar legend and a farmer.

Cristalle Bowen, (aka Psalm One), has been consistently recognized as one of independent hip hop’s most forward thinkers. A prolific recording, touring and mentoring artist, Psalm has been featured in publications from Forbes to Rolling Stone.

Since 2006 she has commanded festival and venue stages all over the United States and Europe, sharing bills with everyone from Tyler, the Creator to Gucci Mane to Wu-Tang Clan.

More than an entertainer, Psalm is a scholar, teacher and is very active in her community, serving as treasurer on the board of a disaster relief organization. Psalm has been an exciting artist to watch for more than a decade — a champion for women and lgbtqai+ artists.

Her debut memoir, HER WORD IS BOND: NAVIGATING HIP HOP AND RELATIONSHIPS IN A CULTURE OF MISOGYNY (published in June 2022 by Haymarket Books) is a “unique and honest” rollercoaster of a read, straight from the hip of a woman who blazed a few trails of her own as an independent hip hop artist.

Bonneville Power Trio at Underground Music Station

The Underground Music Station in Hood River presents the Bonneville Power Trio on Saturday, March 9, 8 p.m. Expect “Retro punk and rockin’ bluesabilly” from the local favorites. $10 cover charge, 21+ over only.

Open Mic Night at The Pines

The Pines Tasting Room in Hood River announces a new Open Mic Night starting on Monday, Feb. 19, from 5-7 p.m. The stage will feature a House Band with Bill, Lisa, and Malcolm. “Grab your guitar and head down to the Tasting Room to jam with your musician friends.”

Make plans for Feb. 19, March 4, March 18, and April 1.

Live Music at Tabby’s Hole in One

Tabby’s Hole in One Clubhouse at the Hood River Golf Course presents live music with local and regional bands.

Wednesday, March 6, Open Mic, 6 p.m.

Saturday, March 9, Cactus Jack, 7 p.m.

Sunday, March 17, St. Patrick’s Day Celebration with The Blarney Tones, 5-8 p.m.

Wednesday, March 20, Open Mic, 6 p.m.

Peter Pan Jr. at The Dalles Civic Auditorium

The Dalles Civic Auditorium Children's Theatre presents Peter Pan Jr. opening Friday, March 1, at 7 p.m.

Tickets are on sale now at https://thedallescivic.com/calendar-of-events

Your receipt will act as your ticket - Please bring the receipt with you.

TICKETS: General Admission - $20

Seniors, 15 and under - $15

Under 5 - free

Tickets available at the door.

Performance Dates

Saturday, March 9, 7 p.m.

Sunday, March 10, 2 p.m.

About the play

The Dalles Civic Auditorium Children's Theatre and MTI of NY present Peter Pan Jr. This is a timeless classic musical that whisks you away to a place where dreams are born and no one grows up! Our delightful young cast is made up of our own local talented kids from ages 8 thru 13. Peter and his mischievous fairy sidekick, Tinkerbell, visit the nursery of the Darling children late one night and, with a sprinkle of pixie dust, begin a magical journey across the stars that none of them will ever forget.

Peter and his mischievous fairy sidekick, Tinkerbell, visit the nursery of the Darling children late one night and, with a sprinkle of pixie dust, begin a magical journey across the stars that none of them will ever forget. In the adventure of a lifetime, the travelers come face to face with a ticking crocodile, the fierce Brave Girls, a band of bungling pirates, and, of course, the villainous Captain Hook.

Featuring the iconic songs, "I'm Flying," "I've Gotta Crow," "I Won't Grow Up" and "Never Never Land," and a rousing book full of magic, warmth, and adventure, Peter Pan JR. is the perfect show for the child in all of us... who dreamed of soaring high and never growing up. Peter Pan JR. is a dream come true for groups looking to bring magic to their stage and entertain countless families.

Foosball Tourney Thunder Island

Thunder Island Brewing in Cascade Locks presents a Foosball Tourney on the first and third Wednesday of the month, 6-9 p.m. February through May. Come show off your skills and join in on the foosball fun in the River Room.

March 6, March 20, April 3

April 17, May 1, May 15

Hood River Library Book Club

Join the Hood River Library Book Club on the second Wednesday of the month at 12:30 p.m. in the Hood River Library Meeting Room. Discussion groups are held monthly throughout, and all are welcome to attend. Books are chosen month-to-month. Meetings are hybrid, so folks are welcome both in-person and online. https://hoodriverlibrary.org/book-club/

2024 Meetings/Selections

1-10 Lessons in Chemistry (Bonnie Garmus)

2-14 The Lemon Tree: An Arab, A Jew, and the Heart of the Middle East (Sandy Tolman)

3-13 Horse (Geraldine Brooks)

4-10 Hood River Reads Selection

5-8 The House in the Cerulean Sea (T.J. Klune)

6-12 A Wolf Called Romeo (Nick Jans)

7-10 Onlookers: Stories (Ann Beattie)

8-14 Killers of the Flower Moon: The Osage Murders and the Birth of the FBI (David Grann)

9-11 The Personal Librarian (Marie Benedict/Victoria Christopher Murray)

10-9 Facing the Mountain (Daniel James Brown)

11-13 Maame (Jessica Brooks)

12-11 The Best Strangers in the World (Ari Shapiro)

Cascade Locks Monthly Book Club

The Cascade Locks Book Club meets every fourth Thursday of the month at the Cascade Locks Library from 5:15-7 p.m. It will be patron lead and free for all to join.

Chris Bolton Retrospective at The Dalles Art Center

A Retrospective of Ceramic Work by Chris Bolton is on display at The Dalles Art Center. The Dalles Art Center. In partnership with Columbia Gorge Community College, the center is pleased to present the exhibit “Quinquinquagenary: 55 Years of Playing with Dirt,” running through March 7.

About The Event

Chris has spent the last 5.5 decades exploring clay and ceramic arts or as he likes to say, “after exploring all the various art classes at my local Community College, in 1969 a chance encounter with the college pottery studio led me into the lucrative world of ceramics where success has often earned me literally hundreds of dollars a year.” Chris has worked in nearly all variations of the ceramic medium from Saggar firing and Raku, through salt firing, soda firing, wood firing and high fire gas reduction to basic electric kiln firing. This exhibit will feature work from across his 55 - year career and includes a full range of mediums from his “checkered career as an artiste.”

Classic and Contemporary Broadway Show with Nic + Desi

A duo celebration of classic and contemporary Broadway with performers Nic + Desi is coming to The Dalles Civic Auditorium on Thursday, March 7, at 7 p.m..

About The Event

In this high-energy show, NIC+DESI bring audiences on their journey of love while performing stage and screen favorites from Great American Songbook standards. NIC+DESI captivates crowds with spectacular Broadway song and dance both in the traditional style and with a fresh, modern twist! For more information and tickets visit:

https://www.midcolumbiacommunityconcerts.org/events/nic-desi

Irish singer Eillis Kennedy in concert March 10

One of Ireland's finest traditional singers, Eillis Kennedy, is in concert on Sunday, March 10, from 4-6 p.m. at United Church of Christ in The Dalles. Tickets available at:

https://www.tickettomato.com/event/8452/renown-irish-singer-eillis-kennedy?fbclid=IwAR0h0StjiBP3bqeVjM7PzshwuMlNcAQolBIcGQ9FSQp21CSF0kAyIHJTzz4

About the Show

This is an extremely rare opportunity to hear her award winning voice without traveling halfway across the world to the west coast of Ireland. To be able to hear her a few days away from St. Paddy's Day makes it all the sweeter. Eillis will be accompanied by acclaimed guitarist Bill Coulter for a very special night of music and songs. You will not want to miss this show!

301 Gallery announces 2024 Art Show Schedule

301 Gallery in Hood River announces its 2024 art show schedule with Gorge artists and other special events. The gallery is open every day 11 a.m. - 5 p.m.

301 Gallery Art Show Schedule 2024

March: Art Quilts

Line Dance at Mid Columbia Senior Center

Starting in January, the Line Dance class at the Mid Columbia Senior Center will move to Tuesdays at 3 p.m. in the dining room. Dance instructor Ruth will lead this class every week as long as the class has enough attendance to keep it going. Come on out and Dance and support the Center!

‘Art History’ classes at Mid Columbia Senior Center

The Mid Columbia Senior Center in The Dalles presents “A Little History of Art,” an art class with artist Kerry Cobb. Classes begin Tuesday, Jan. 9, at 10 a.m. in the Deschutes Room and continue Tuesdays Feb. 13, Mar. 12, April 9, May 14, June 11, and July 9. To register, please call the center or sign up at the front desk. This class is based on the Charlotte Mullins book “A Little History of Art” and is available to purchase online or at local booksellers. You do not need to read the book to attend and enjoy the class.

Dionne Warwick in concert April 13

Boeing and The Hood River County Education Foundation present: Dionne Warwick on Saturday, April 13, in a fundraising concert at the Hood River Middle School. All ages show. Tickets on sale Jan. 5 at:

https://www.tickettomato.com/event/8389/boeing-and-hrcef-present-mdash-dionne-warwick-main-floor

About the artist

While Dionne was performing background with the Drifters’ in 1962, Warwick’s voice and star presence were noticed by the song’s composer, Burt Bacharach. Dionne was signed to Bacharach’s and David’s production company, which in turn was signed to Scepter Records. In November of 1962, Scepter Records released her first solo single, “Don’t Make Me Over.” It reached #21 on the top 40. Warrick’s name was misspelled on the label, and then she started using her new spelling, “Warwick”, both professionally and personally. Her next hit single was “Anyone Who Had a Heart, followed by “Walk on By” in 1964 that solidified her career.

Warwick weathered the British Invasion better than most American artists with hits of “Walk on By,” and “Do You Know the Way to San Jose.” Warwick was named the bestselling female vocalist in 1964. In 1965, she recorded “Thunderball” which became the theme song for the James Bond film Thunderball.

Dionne is one of the Kennedy Center Honorees in 2023 recognizing her decades of contributions to music and humanity. Dionne has won six Grammy Awards and been nominated a total of fifteen times. She has been inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame and has been honored with the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, Songwriters Hall of Fame, Living Legend Award, just to name a few. She is one of the top five most recorded female artists of all time. She is also the aunt of legendary singer Whitney Houston.

Writing Group meets at HR Library

The Hood River Writing Group meets every Wednesday at 3 pm at the Hood River Library. It’s creative writing together - join with fellow writers to work on your craft through prompts and share the results. Facilitated by Patty Kaplan.

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